So about that JP Nintendo Direct (she says, brushing many layers of dust off this journal)

[imthestrongest]

Of course the EoSD remaster is coming out on My Day! It’s MY game, after all!!! My amazing, powerful, incredible debut!!!

So you better buy it and play it right away when it comes out, got it? Just don’t feel too bad when you can’t beat me!!

[I know I’m notoriously bad at the games especially on higher difficulties, but I can manage at least that much…]

Huh? What do you mean “at least that much”? Hey! Get back here! Heyyy!