The only reason I've lived as long as I have - besides the ability to heal from damn near anything - is a healthy sense of distrust and a low-key hatred of every living thing.
Stop trying to get me to make nicey nice with these people. And stop comparing me to that stupid ninja turtle. I'm blue, not green. And I'm from Jersey, not New York, and you know it. As far as "the one with attitude" goes, okay, I'll give you that one -
[He lifts his 4-fingered hands to flash two middle fingers.]
But I'm not exactly what you'd call PG.
[Because he's an edgelord.]
What did that actionspam just say?!
That's what I thought.