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[personal profile] thieving
Nervous, are you?

No need, my dear, no need. You seem to have things surprisingly under control. I mean. As under control as you can possibly be when it's me you're dealing with.Though, if I might make a very small request: I'd like to be placed mostly in charge of this operation--where we go, what we do and all that. None of this you leading me around business.

That's not such a hard thing to agree to, is it?
hyperioncity: (neutral face)
[personal profile] hyperioncity
Okay... seriously? We're doing this?

No I'm not going to introduce myself for fu-

Eugh fine. Whatever you say.



The name's Juno Steel, and if you believe what's printed on my business card, I'm a private eye.



Now will someone get me a damn drink?
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[personal profile] 11a7
This is fucking weird. I'm just gonna say that, put that out there. It's weird, and it's creepy, and... Why pick me, anyway? You listen to plenty of Dr. Bright's other patients. Why not pick one of them?

[ Because the writer likes you. It's not unheard of, you know. ]

What? Oh... Oh yeah. You mean Adam. Yeah, he... He does like me back, right?

[ Pretty sure Dr. Bright confirmed that already. ]

Yeah, well. She's... biased or whatever.

Anyway, don't you think you should wait until you've listened to the rest of it? You're still pretty far behind on all our sessions.

[ ... ]

Whatever. Do what you want. Not like I can stop you.
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[personal profile] evilbetter
[A man reclining in a black chair in front of a desk suddenly appears!]

Dear...player, yeah I don't think this is going to work. You and me? Yeah not happening. I am a busy man and don't have the time to deal with any of this.

[He gestures around himself, then waits for a full ten minutes before signing and speaking up again, now somewhat agitated.] What, you're still here? Fine, we at Kakos Industries strive to think positively. Who knows, maybe we can help you do evil better.

[The strange man cleared his throat before waving his hand dismissively in the air.] If you'll excuse me now, I have another shareholders' broadcast to air.
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[personal profile] anthony_dawnwalker
Ah, what manner of strangeness is this? You! Yes, Mundane was it!? Quite a clever name for one who has placed me under their control, making me their slave! Yet to do so means that you are no mere "mundane". But perhaps an agent for the EVIL, and HORIBBLE, DARK LORD! But know this, "Mundane". One day I shall break loose of your hold, and when that day happens you shall forever regret your decision for controlling my words and actions.

For I am USIDORE! Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas! The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarves know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

And there are yet still many other names that you do not yet know....
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[personal profile] popup
While I am ever so happy with your election of fictional voice to dwell in your head, I feel pressed to remind you completion of the currently available material is heavily preferred if you wish to provide with an outstanding performance of yours truly.

That said, isn't this so ever exciting! I have never had a body, leave alone a face. Imagine the posibilites!
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[personal profile] taakobell
 Listen, mun, you're not the only one waiting for the new episode here. I just want to get that damn cup and go, okay

Also, I'm sure Ren's fine. I wasn't actually going to hurt her, you know. 
patternicity: do not take. (pic#10537042)
[personal profile] patternicity
I don't know what it is you think you'll find here, but you're wasting your time. And mine, for that matter.
taakobell: (Default)
[personal profile] taakobell
Well, this  [ He makes a gesture with his arms.] is new.  

[Taako swings his umbrella up to his shoulders, kinda just chill about the whole thing.]

Being controlled by one person is enough, but two now? Eh, I've been through enough shit. This is meta as all hell, though.
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[personal profile] spacestatic
Hello dear...well, listeners doesn't really work here, does it. And neither does mun, because it's more than just you. So maybe we should just skip that part. Because "Hello dear person and anyone who might happen to see this but isn't actually a listener" is a bit unwieldly.

Ahem.

This is Communications Officer Doug Eiffel reporting from....you know, you're really messing with my whole usual spiel with this weird meta thing going on. Technically I'm not reporting from the comms room aboard the Hephaestus. I'm reporting from INSIDE YOUR HEAD. Which let me tell you, is really friggen weird.

So let's just skip the whole formal introduction thing and get right down to business.

You know exactly who I feel about sitting in a rotting tin can in space. What makes you think I'd want to go anywhere that you might pick? Cause you can't pick the place where I get plucked out of space and get to enjoy the physical company of others in a place that uses all of that touchey-feeley goodness the way plants use solar energy. No. You'd want to send me to the place that's Ramero's wet dream! Tell you what. Unless it's somewhere I can freely get as much cigarettes and pizza I could ever want, and is securely back on good ol' Terra Firma, I don't want any part in it. Capiche?

Good. I'm glad we have an understanding. Now. If you're not going to take me somewhere that involves all the creature comforts anyone could imagine, I have a ship to save from literally the worst people in the known universe. So see ya!
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[personal profile] saucier
Oh dear. You seem to be distracted, showing signs of fatigue and prolonged stress. Clearly you have a brain tumor. You must get to an infirmary immediately! Being an inhabitant of your mind, I refuse to allow you to become an invalid. It would be most inconvenient, for me.
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[personal profile] bananassasin
Okay.

Listen.

Did I do something to seriously piss the universe off? Cause last I saw I was minding my own goddamn business when the entire world decided to start FUCKING with me and this? Right here?

NOT

HELPING!



Hey I did not bring ANY of this on myself! i have been making the best of an extremely shitty situation and honestly, I don't think I'm doing such a bad job!



Stop laughing. Asshole.
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[personal profile] elevendollars
Hey, lady.

This sucks. You suck. And I have a job already, thanks.

No love,

Jackie F.
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[personal profile] highclassaddict
This is seriously a new fucking low even for you.

First you gotta drag the older me outta some real obscure fucking audio drama no one's even goddamn heard of... and now you gotta bring me into too?


Yeah, no thanks. I'm already stuck in one place I didn't goddamn chose, or did your forget that? For someone who feels real fucking sorry for me you're not exactly making my life any goddamn easier.




Or did my dad fucking put you up to this?

Figures.
segments: (crumbly and sugary slivers of hope.)
[personal profile] segments
I see what this is all about.

Perpetuating a memory. Keeping something alive that really  shouldn't be. Touching, really. 


Well. At least there's tea and biscuits, yeah? 
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[personal profile] labcoating
[ And here we have: a very attractive, very perplexed scientist. ]

I'm not sure how scientifically sound this whole thing is-- but--

[ Carlos sighs, reaching up a hand to push back his hair: ] It would be great if you could just, you know, get me back to Night Vale.
imfromearth: (Confused)
[personal profile] imfromearth
Yeah, okay, I get it. You think it's real funny that I couldn't figure out my own partner was a Jupiter spy.

Can we move on, please?

C'mon.

[....]

I-It was a convincing disguise, okay. Let it drop.
praisenahnohtek: (That was hilariously human of you)
[personal profile] praisenahnohtek
Ahem. I have simulated the human concept of clearing my esophageal track to gain your attention. With this action completed, I would like to express a word to you in reaction to recent events.

WINNER!
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[personal profile] anythingbutnumbers
So. This is a journal. Yes. I think... that I like this. And I do not have to say the numbers anymore, that is even better than this journal.

You say there will be pictures, to represent me? But, why would I want to limit myself to only one face, or even fifteen, when there are so many things I could look like? Why, given the opportunity I could look like... like a tiger, tail and stripes, stalking through the jungle! Or! Or a flower on a hill, petals and stamen and stalk turned to the sun, roots in the earth... no. Not that. Something fast, a car! Yes, a fast car, driving me away from where I was to where I need to be, or where I want to be, but not in that place.

A game? Where there are people and places that are not that place and where no one will want the numbers and where I can walk in the sun and feel it on my body as it heats and burns and then cools in the shade. There. There perhaps I can be free, with all the limitations and restrictions implied therein.

Yes. I would like that.

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