Oooooh, testing, testing, 1, 2, 3! Mic check, mic check. Is this thing even on? I'm thinking we're gonna need a new battery at this point, want me to try turning it off and turning it back on?
Oh! But you wanted a voice test, right? Roger, dodger! Sounds like fuuuuunnn!
[ and after everything that's been going on..... well. it's good to kick back and try to -- ]
So! Let's kick this off with Jaune.
[ ... wait. ]
"Nora! No! No, no, I can't do it. Please don't make me do it! I know that running is good for you, but at what cost? Do you know how many laps I've had to do already? Of course you do, you're the one counting. And don't you sass at me, I happen to know for a fact I've done more than two by now! But you don't understand, I don't think my legs work anymore! Whiiiiinnnee. Sniffle sniffle. Wet crying noises. Or, at least, I hope they're just crying noises."
[ uh, i didn't mean that you were voice-testing everyone else, and why would you narrate the sound effects without making the actual sound effe -- ]
Up next, it's none other than the lovely, magnificent Pyrrha... Erm, nope! I don't think I can capture that magical Pyrrha-unique essence, so I'm going to pass on this one. You can't bottle up that kind of talent! It's completely... unbottle-able! Sorry!
[ oh, that's cute. "sorry." ]
And then! Last, but not least! Ren!
Stay on the edge of your seats, folks. I've got his voice in the bag. Are you ready? Aaaaaaaannddd, here we go:
ok, honestly, you're probably just hazing everyone. ]