lazysuicide: (Hey Chuuya~)
[personal profile] lazysuicide
Hey, boss. Did you seriously pick me up just because you saw whatever's left of Atsushi in a murdergame?

Aw, you shouldn't have. Really. At least read the light novels before you toss me into Trustfell or something.

aaaand CW: Suicide )
gekkajuu: (夾竹桃の家の女)
[personal profile] gekkajuu
Me?

No - I'm flattered that you thought of me. Even if you only seem to do so when terrible things happen...

[What was that?]

N-Nothing! Nothing at all.

... Actually... maybe there is one thing. Could you not call me your "son"? It's just... I grew up in an orphanage. It's a little...
minimafia: (港市の秋)
[personal profile] minimafia
You got some real shitty taste, you know that? You think I'm gonna do even half those things, you can forget it.

Well, it's not altogether bad. There's some good music being made in that place.

[And for once you have the time to enjoy it properly! See? This is great!]

Shut up! If I get back home to find the Boss gone, you're a dead man.
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[personal profile] chousuiri
[See the great detective.

See the great detective lie over his desk, aggressively pretending to take a nap.

...

Ranpo, this is where you're supposed to do something...]


Nope. [He doesn't even open his eyes.] Firstly: you've ignored me all this time. Secondly: I'm not interested. Thirdly: you haven't given me any of the snacks you promised!

[I didn't actually -]

And fourthly! You haven't given me any snacks at all for months and months and months! Including interest, that's roughly a year's worth of candy you owe me.

I'm not moving a single muscle until you pay me.
minimafia: (逝く夏の歌)
[personal profile] minimafia
What do you mean you're not drinking tonight?! It's the Boss' birthday. You don't drink to his health, how am I supposed to take that, huh?

[Dude, I have work tomorrow.]

So do I, but you don't see me bitching about it.

[That's because your workday doesn't start at 7am. :| But hey, kudos, you remembered the Boss' birthday.]

Of course I remembered! It's Kajii's, too - though I suspect that guy'll just spend it experimenting as always...

[I'm just saying, you know how to read a calendar after all! Some people were wondering, after the Valentine's Day incident.]

Hck..! Look, what do I need to remember Valentine's Day for?! Leave that to the stores under our protection.
suicidallying: (この浮き世を…楽しもうか)
[personal profile] suicidallying
That went well, don't you think?

[Yeah, but you also know what happens next.]

No need to worry about that. I already said it, didn't I? If nothing else, we're starting with the best case scenario.

[That doesn't explain why you would need a new Double Black. :|

But Dazai just smiles.]
I wonder!
minimafia: (ためいき)
[personal profile] minimafia
I don't wanna hear it.

[But -]

What part of "I don't wanna hear it" did you not get?!

[But look! It's here! It's DOUBLE BLACK FRIDAY!!]

I don't know what's worse: your excitement about the events or the name itself... Anyway! You already know what's going to happen, and you're still getting excited about it? In front of me?! You're either dumb as a brick, or you got more balls than anyone I've ever seen.

[Anyone you've ever seen since last night, anyway.]

Right, anyone I've ever -... WHAT WAS THAT?!

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
gekkajuu: commissioned icons, please do not steal (虎狩)
[personal profile] gekkajuu
You're far too excited for this.

[BECAUSE! It's the guy! And the thing! And the other guy! And...!

... Please don't look like a kicked tiger cub puppy, you're making me feel guilty.]


Sorry, but it's not as if I'm telling you how to feel. I'm just -...

I'm just doing my best. I'm really trying my hardest.

[Somehow, it comes out more like a desperate apology than anything else. That "his best" isn't enough is more than implied.]
minimafia: (夏の日の歌)
[personal profile] minimafia
Not bad, huh? Well, it's true that it was a bit too short to really be enjoyable.

[I KNOW! I can't believe they cut out the "fancy hat" part.]

That's your problem with it?!
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