[The man in the suit glances over the situation in minor interest and irritation.]
...This is really how you're spending your nights, huh? Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a hobby. But according to my watch- yeah, almost 3 in the morning there. Don't you have work?
Dear god, man. Get to bed and stop messing with the lives of others. You can clearly barely handle your own life, much less the will of a psychic.
...But if you're really having trouble sleeping... [His voice trails off, considering unspoken horrors and ideas.] No it couldn't be... Unless they got through your computer somehow...
Of course! Your sleeping habits are the work of a sinister specter! They snuck through porn sites to reach you, tormenting your body with sleepless nights! Don't worry, I am a professional. For a slight fee, I would be happy to cleanse you of this spirit. We all deserve to have a good night's rest, free from ghostly machinations. That's what Reigen Arataka, Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century, does best!