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[personal profile] hateseverything
 Oh yeah like this is a really great fucking idea.
crownless_king: (I cut off your head!)
[personal profile] crownless_king
RIP in pizza my fucking sunglasses.

Oh, and also that dude, for smashing my fucking sunglasses! Who does that?

[Beat]

Hey mun? Fuckface? Could you stop screaming and flailing for a goddamn minute? It's embarrassing dude. Trying to have a moment here. Show some respect.
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[personal profile] crownless
You wanna talk, you sick fucks? All right. Let's talk.

But first of all-- do I gotta wear a mask to kick that Jacket sonuvabitch's ass? 'Cause I got a lot to choose from. Give a guy a minute to put on his Sunday best.
batterthanyou: Better drink my way outta this one. (Fucking hangovers.)
[personal profile] batterthanyou
I HAVE A DAD?!

MY NAME IS CHARLOTTE?!
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[personal profile] youthsinister
Woah there! You don't need to rush into this! Patience is a virtue, or so I've heard.

[Joseph chuckles softly, looking over the area. It's... not much, but he's nothing if not good at putting a positive spin on things.]

There is a lack of barbecues around, and I would much rather be with my kids right now, but I suppose it's nice enough for a little vacation. Mary might not even notice I'm gone. Especially since you were saying a friend of yours... had a moose for her? Did I hear that right? I'm afraid I'm not quite up to date on all the popular sayings. I mean... I can dab?

[No one wants to see you dab, Joseph.]

Anyways, as nice as this place may be, I am more than fine with waiting. You can finish up the game, make this journal feel a little more homey. All your plans can wait a little while.

[Especially since they seem to involve more pain than he'd like. Can't he just hold a nice bake sale instead of getting into murder mysteries and demon hunting?]
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[personal profile] patternfinding
So it finally happened.

[Hm.]

Guess it's always been a matter of time.
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[personal profile] zackthekiller
[Zack just stares at the new arrivals for a moment.]

... Who the hell are these guys?

I kind of hope they get mauled or something because damn, they're weird.
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[personal profile] kinglivius
Again with this? Fickle as you can be, I must commend the lengths of your resolve when it comes to troubling me. I also deem it necessary that I remind you how pitiful the likelihood of encountering anyone from my world of Amaneku is - or any of the acquaintances I previously established around these realms, for that matter. Keep that in mind.

Still, I cannot say that I am displeased with this resurgence. In fact, I will have you know that I have grown a fair amount since our last conferment; whether or not this will make a difference with you is something I will have to wait and find out, however.

PSL stuff.

Aug. 15th, 2017 10:49 pm
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[personal profile] needsrest
 I'm already tired and we're not even close to making progress. I have to wonder just why you like to pile me with extra stress...

("You might already have a few grey hairs, if we're being honest. But to answer your question, because it's kind of funny."

An almost sigh.) 

It's like having a puppy that occasionally makes jokes about "throwing kerosene on the stove" in your own kitchen...

("That's actually accurate. But come on, it's nice to see your very dry sense of humor.")

Did I seriously make the right decision here? The answer is probably not. This was probably a bad move. 
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[personal profile] kissmekayti
Knew you couldn't resist me, trin.

But you realize no one is going to get that joke in my username, right?  Not that I don't appreciate it!  You've got a dirty mouth and I like that quality in a woman.

Not sure how you're going to manage to find me another di'Taykan around here, though.  At least with the others I had a chance of getting some at an outpost or whenever we docked somewhere but this place?  There's no way.  You'd better come up with some way to keep me occupied.  You know what happens when I get bored.

Wha-

I said bored, not lonely.  If you think I can't find my own entertainment then se vriti kayt seet.

apuzzlinggent: (Amiability)
[personal profile] apuzzlinggent
Aha~ trying again are we? Well, that is just fine, old sport.

Now now, I know the last time I appeared the matter was quite short lived, but don't let that dissuade you. Just take a deep breath, make yourself a cup of tea if necessary, and just take each moment as they come. There's no need to try too much too soon.

Perhaps you should take this moment to try a puzzle?
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[personal profile] existent
Isn't it strange? How a barely grazed the very fringe of what my universe had to offer? Within a flitting four years, I was somehow constricted to a single cosmos. We were fireflies trapped in a suffocatingly small jar, incapable of envisioning any future outside of their own inescapable deaths.

Had I any idea that there was even the slightest chance of an existence outside of the one I'd grown to both love and loathe, I'd have taken my chances.

That said, I am not beyond the possibility of starting over.
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[personal profile] skepticinourmidst
Of course, you just have to pull me back out after scaring yourself silly.

(Slight sigh.)

...I suppose I have no choice but to go along with this until you see your time and effort as been wasted again. Very well.
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[personal profile] trolltits
Oh for fuck's sake, this is ridiculous.

First of all, this username? Huh? Doesn't make any sense. The fuck does this even mean? Secondly, can't I have one minute of goddamn peace and quiet? The minute I kick back, throw my feet up, grab myself a drink and get ready for a quiet day of watching decent classic cinema, another asshole barges in and tries to fuck up my life!

What is it about me that attracts insufferable douchebags and assholes on a 24/7 basis?

Seriously, I'm so over this just. At least let me down another bottle of Scotch first.
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[personal profile] man_emperor_of_mankind
-MUN. AFTER MILLENIA OF NEAR CONSTANT SUFFERING AS MY SOUL FRACTURES FURTHER, I HAVE SEEN HORROR, PAIN, SUFFERING AND DESPAIR BEYOND THE LIKES OF ANY OTHER.

I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO THE MOST FRUSTRATINGLY INANE AND ENRAGING OF QUERIES.

SOMEHOW I FEEL THIS WILL BE A VACATION AFTER THE CONSTANT BARRAGE OF IDIOCY THAT IS LEARNING WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY IMPERIUM-
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[personal profile] alam
( There's a wry little curve to her mouth, amused as she seems to address no one in particular. )

And here I thought you always favored my brother.
holygunslinger: (Nicholas D. Wolfwood)
[personal profile] holygunslinger
Engineering, Personnel, or Security.

Well, each of them has its ups and downs, skill sets that I'm already somewhat used to. Do they need a chaplain? That falls under Personnel, doesn't it. Hrm.

Don't give me that look, I'm a perfectly good goddamn priest! Salve the stings of daily living, and all that stupid shit!

... Okay, fine, Engineering or Security, then.
prettydolly: (🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄)
[personal profile] prettydolly
...no... not coming out.

[ He'd like to meet people but he's very scared of his boss finding out he left his little pink room. He's supposed to stay there and wait for customers. And- ]

They're going to make fun of me little pigtails too! Fuck off!

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