totallywhipped: (Default)
[personal profile] totallywhipped
Why are you like this? I'm just a simple vampire hunter trying to make a fucking living [no you are not trevor belmont] to honor the family name.

Please leave me alone. I have things to do and supernatural beasts to slay. Have you not had your fill?
sponsoredbythevoid: (what happens if I don't say goodbye?)
[personal profile] sponsoredbythevoid
...I don't think I'm a huge fan of this place. Or of your ideas. It's one thing to just sit around watching old TV shows, but actually interacting with characters from cartoons and shi... stuff is another can of worms I don't wanna get my hands in.

[Ian sighs and runs a shaky hand through his hair, blinks a few times to try to see clearly though his puffy eyes. He takes another look around the place... and deigns he doesn't much like what he sees.]

It looks pretty much exactly like the void. Did you really think I'd like it here? I mean... at least there I've got people coming to visit once in a while. Can't you just send me home-

[There's a huge burst of static that drowns out the rest of the man's words.]

Whatever. Then send me back there! I'll... find some way to get out eventually. I think.

((Those who are interested in tagging, let me know if it's okay for Ian to know information about your character's canon! It's more likely he'll know cartoons and TV shows, but if you'd prefer there not to be fourth wall breaking, well, the void isn't completely all-knowing.))
neonbras: (pic#11551959)
[personal profile] neonbras
Wow um... okay, sure. I really didn't need everyone knowing about my neon underwear thanks. That was kind of just supposed to be my thing.
gogoreigen: (And a humble mind)
[personal profile] gogoreigen
[The man in the suit glances over the situation in minor interest and irritation.]

...This is really how you're spending your nights, huh? Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a hobby. But according to my watch- yeah, almost 3 in the morning there. Don't you have work?

Dear god, man. Get to bed and stop messing with the lives of others. You can clearly barely handle your own life, much less the will of a psychic.

...But if you're really having trouble sleeping... [His voice trails off, considering unspoken horrors and ideas.] No it couldn't be... Unless they got through your computer somehow...

Of course! Your sleeping habits are the work of a sinister specter! They snuck through porn sites to reach you, tormenting your body with sleepless nights! Don't worry, I am a professional. For a slight fee, I would be happy to cleanse you of this spirit. We all deserve to have a good night's rest, free from ghostly machinations. That's what Reigen Arataka, Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century, does best!
shiningheart: (my head hurts now)
[personal profile] shiningheart
... so like, I hear basket weaving is a great hobby, maybe you should... I dunno, take that up instead of literally waking the dead.

C'mon... we're not even going anywhere, why don't you pick someone else? Like.. like anyone else.

Literally anyone else.
selfconfessednutter: (cause we all wanna be big rockstars)
[personal profile] selfconfessednutter
I k-know, it's been a while. B-but, I'm still h-here, just like I a-always was. Can't get out, can't break free...

... Is there even any place for a lad in sane?

Also B-Bat Out of H-hell? ... Looks f-familiar.
starsongstress: (Default)
[personal profile] starsongstress
You know I have high expectations of you, mun.

Let's make this a performance to remember, shall we? It'd be a shame if Walkure's songs went unheard of here.

[She smiles and flicks up the Walkure hand sign. Yes it might be a while because she sees someone she recognises but she's all for making new friends as long as they behave themselves.]
spycurious: (4)
[personal profile] spycurious
Excuse me, madam--

I greatly dislike having my future discussed so openly, as if it were a script for a play... never mind the fact that it is deeply unsettling to have my life and its events on display for all to see.

All I ask is for the barest amount of discretion, seeing as I have little choice but to leave the rest to you.
fractaljesus: 2 (Lower-dimensions)
[personal profile] fractaljesus
I don't understand. There is no function, purpose, or goal in creating this journal account. With only text, much information will be lost, for neither tone nor volume can be conveyed. It is imprecise to the point of ineffectiveness without accompanying narrative input.

[The white-haired young man's voice is measured and even, almost monotone as he voices his grievances. After a moment, however, his eyebrows arc ever so slightly, and he nods.]

Though still unsatisfactory, that does increase the amount of conveyed meaning by a small percentage.
tibet: (pic#11453974)
[personal profile] tibet
Didn't someone very wise once say that fear is the mind killer? Words to live by, don't you think?

[His voice is light and airy with amusement, but there's real warmth there too, especially when he adds:] Don't be afraid. Our path is set, but our eyes are clear, and our spirits unbreakable. All we can do is our best, and that is to keep moving forward. I've absolutely no doubt that our destination will be anything less than wonderful. [And then, playfully:] If not a little...strange.
scrunch: (sheesh...)
[personal profile] scrunch
Hmm... Guess I don't quite fit into either of the Disney tags...

A-anyways. Hi there! I guess a formal introduction would be a little weird at this point. You know me, and I guess-- I guess I have to know you, don't I?

The point... right. The point is, that while I'm usually happy to work with newcomers to the business, I'm not sure how I feel about--

Actually, yes, I am sure how I feel about this arrangement you have planned. I don't like it all! I don't want it, and I'm pretty sure the fans don't either!!

... well, most fans, anyway. This bunch might be one of the weird ones, huh? Good grief.
pamsomething: (poor unfortunate soul)
[personal profile] pamsomething
Why do I get the feeling that this isn't going to last very long?
thelastgoodone: Clipping from family tree with the name "August Moriarty" and the parenthetical comment "...improbable." (Family tree)
[personal profile] thelastgoodone
Your desire to catalog all of my family's idiosyncrasies and your increasingly strange theories about whatever Alistair Holmes is up to trouble me greatly. There are nearly eight months until the last book in the series comes out, and it probably won't have particularly good news for anyone. The official summary that came out today certainly doesn't suggest I'm making another miraculous return. 
l9: (Default)
[personal profile] l9
Is it... a normal, human emotional response — to feel the most alive, just before you die?

[ could this be purely hypothetical? she thinks back to a lake that she was convinced, in all her limited exposure to the outside world and its beliefs, was the closest thing to heaven. it was simple there: quiet, the light was clear and cloudless. there were no walls. ]

I suppose I can ask you and those around us such questions, given that you appear to consider me a viable product stream.

[ a purposefully companionable head tilt. ]

I am... glad you did not share their opinion. Thank you.
realheel: (RUTH | 06)
[personal profile] realheel
So this is like an audition? Or a dress rehearsal? I didn't get any sides. You... don't know what those are.

Okay, that's fine. I haven't gotten any of those in a while anyway. And I'm not looking for work, for once. I think. I'm not, right?

Just in case! )
faultsmostlymoral: (Default)
[personal profile] faultsmostlymoral
Fraulein, we have barely been introduced. Explain to me as to why you are pulling me away from my work and into whatever or wherever this strange cleft between worlds is. Your actions are not only rude and abrupt, but they also border on a kind of kidnapping.

Though this 'headspace' of yours hosts some personages who might be of interest to me.

((OOC: Mun has only read the short stories and just started reading the first book, so character voice is still developing.)
essentiallyinvisible: (eager smile)
[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible
Well, I'm really glad to finally get out here, mun! I was worried you were turning into one of those boring grown-ups. And you should really get to making journals for everyone else too, you know? It's not that fun being stuck in your head.

And you're thinking of bringing me to [community profile] entranceway? Maybe I should start reading up on those books then, so I know what to expect! Do you think I'll be able to make friends there?

[Don't worry, I'm sure you will.]
floof0floof: (:3)
[personal profile] floof0floof
[OH DEAR GOD

It sure is the greatest and most unfathomable evil known to man approaching D/P right now, in the form of -

oh it's just a big floofy bear.

But it's holding in its paws the most diabolical -

No wait it's a tray of freshly baked cookies. Complete with a pitcher of milk, even. Wow. Looks like someone sure worked hard on these, because these are homemade with the secret ingredient of pure LOVE.

And the bear's even making... weird happy bear noises, as he goes.
]

Arr! Rrrrmmm!

[Yup.

505 sure is offering everyone - his mun included - freshly baked cookies.

Pure, unfettered, concentrated evil.

You may all tremble in fear now.
]

Profile

dear_player: (Default)
Dear Player

July 2017

S M T W T F S
       1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 2526272829
3031     

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 25th, 2017 12:41 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios