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michael de fuckface ([personal profile] trolltits) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2017-08-12 09:20 pm
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PROBABLY HOMELESS FOREVER BUT you know. canon is GTAV

Oh for fuck's sake, this is ridiculous.

First of all, this username? Huh? Doesn't make any sense. The fuck does this even mean? Secondly, can't I have one minute of goddamn peace and quiet? The minute I kick back, throw my feet up, grab myself a drink and get ready for a quiet day of watching decent classic cinema, another asshole barges in and tries to fuck up my life!

What is it about me that attracts insufferable douchebags and assholes on a 24/7 basis?

Seriously, I'm so over this just. At least let me down another bottle of Scotch first.
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[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-13 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
You seem upset.

I think, in this instance, a margarita might help more than Scotch.
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[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-13 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[c o m p l e t e l y undeterred, still smiling. still in pastels.]

They're delicious.
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[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-13 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[and this is like a less... cool, grizzled version of robert.

he will not give up on the 'ritas:]


Oh no, can't have that. It'd conflict with the triple sec. You've gotta have the perfect harmony of separate flavors in there for it to be a good one...
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[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[oh, he's heard that one before! plenty of times. why not just drink it straight, why not be a man, all of that. joseph however, is not only a man of god, but he has been converted to the cult of jimmy buffett. of island time. this requires margarita worship.]

Fifty would be far too many! [ha ha!]

Anyway, because, the point is to make the alcohol subtle. You don't even realize you're drinking until it hits. It's a lot more, mm-- relaxing.
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[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[joseph keeps smiling obnoxiously, only pausing for a split second to-- um-- give michael a quick once-over. just. in response.

anyway, he looks mildly concerned at the last bit:]


Oh, you shouldn't be letting a teenager anywhere near booze...
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[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-13 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[joseph continues to look concerned. well, he should be, considering the influences he has in his children's lives and the fact that they'll be teenagers far too soon.]

Yours started that young?

[it doesn't sound judgmental so much as worried now...]