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Marcel ([personal profile] wellguifford) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2017-08-01 03:13 pm

he's either in a mood or not in the mood at all






You.

Yeah, you, bitch.

That bath you guys were talking about, yeah? I'd like that. So if you, I dunno, leave this little crap community and get on it, I might actually get some. Water, I mean. Yeah, I might get some water on me, if you know what I mean.

Fuck, this is useless.


jleng: (eyes)

[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Attitude, Marcel. Time's only going to kill you slowly.

[LOL'ing, tbh.]
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. There's always plastic surgery.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... that sounds extremely unflattering.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
And you look like a gargoyle. Stop waxing poetics and get back to work.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Think you're getting our job descriptions mixed up, Marcel.
jleng: (perhaps perhaps)

[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Come now, you know I do.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Apropos, did you hear back on that shipment?
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Think we lost it?
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Cargo's getting old and dry in the meantime. For fuck's sake.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like Erwin's too busy with school to pay attention. Perhaps you should send a few of your guys off to Amsterdam, have them do some light patrolling on his behalf.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. If it bothers him, he knows how to reach us.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
A sight to behold. Perhaps he'll even write me a rageful e-mail.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You're that desperate for entertainment?
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
A parody of a parody.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you now.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... what, are you expecting me to pull a bath out of my sleeve? Armani happens to be rather close-fit.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So, don't be unreasonable.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, if you want a bath, maybe you should just have one.
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[personal profile] jleng 2017-08-01 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Anytime.
broken_sacrament: (Surprise)

[personal profile] broken_sacrament 2017-08-01 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you a merman?
broken_sacrament: (Oh no)

[personal profile] broken_sacrament 2017-08-01 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Cussing is bad. But I'm sorry for assuming. With the way you went on about water I thought you might be kept dry against your will...
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[personal profile] broken_sacrament 2017-08-01 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
There are male ones too, I mean how else would they not die out? But the men don't tend to be interested in sailors that much. But people have still seen them! They look more like squids tho.
broken_sacrament: (Really now? | Annoyed)

[personal profile] broken_sacrament 2017-08-01 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
They're fish, they probably lay eggs or got retractable... Things. Most animals do.
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[personal profile] prettydolly 2017-08-03 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you want water, mister? It's bad for you. Fucking awful! [Finger wag.]