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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] goodnightbats) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2017-05-13 05:37 pm

voicetesting a new muse

So... lemme get this straight.

You're planning on taking me somewhere without my Puddin, locking me up there, and maybe getting me killed. Wow. Talk about deja vu.
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-14 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS PLACE HAS NO PUDDING!?
Edited 2017-05-14 17:46 (UTC)
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL, NEVER FEAR! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL SOLVE THIS PUZZLE ON HOW TO GET YOU PUDDING!

AND YES, I AM A VERY REAL SKELETON MONSTER! NYEH-HEH-HEH!
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-14 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
MR. J? MR. J...AND BATMAN! THOSE ARE CERTAINLY MONSTER NAMES...

...HMMMM...



I SEE! YOU, TOO, ARE FACING A PUZZLE! ONLY YOURS IS ABOUT FINDING SOMEONE!
Edited 2017-05-14 20:15 (UTC)
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-14 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
AN ASK PEOPLE PUZZLE! PRECISELY!! AND WHEN YOU SPEAK TO THEM, YOU GET OPTIONS ON YOUR INTERFACE TO ASK AND ANSWER QUESTIONS!! IF YOU DO IT ENOUGH YOU CAN SOLVE THE PUZZLE!!
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-14 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
MAGIC!
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-14 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...NO, REALLY! I HAVE TO CLARIFY THIS SINCE HUMANS SEEM TO THINK THAT MEANS I "DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT".

EXCEPT. I JUST DID!

IT'S MAGIC.
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-15 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S TRUE! WE'RE ALL MOSTLY MADE OF MAGIC!

I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER - A COOL SPECIAL ATTACK!
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-15 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN DO ALL THE AWESOME THINGS THAT MAKE ME AMAZING!! CROSSWORDS, MAZES, CUBES, PLATFORMS, GAUNTLETS, SPAGHETTI, USING MY BLUE ATTACK!!

SEE? THERE'S NOTHING I CAN'T DO, WHEN I PUT MY MIND TO IT! NYEH-HEH-HEH!!
Edited 2017-05-15 03:13 (UTC)
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[personal profile] defriendestration 2017-05-15 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE!! NYEH-HEH-HEH!

SO NORMALLY I'D HAVE YOU DO MY PUZZLES FIRST BEFORE WE ACTUALLY FOUGHT, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY WITH ME! AND I DON'T WANT TO JUST MAKE THINGS UP EITHER! THAT WOULD BE UNFAIR TO YOU!

PUZZLES MUST BE PERFECTED BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY USE THEM!! THEY CAN'T BE TOO HARD OR TOO EASY OR IT JUST DOESN'T WORK!! SANS

SO I'LL JUST SKIP ALL THAT AND SAY TO GET PREPARED FOR MY BLUE ATTACK!

Edited 2017-05-15 13:45 (UTC)
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[personal profile] cowl_heir 2017-05-14 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, you're better without him. [ Dick's being honest! Having both of them together usually means more property damage and really how many times has he left you for dead?]

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[personal profile] cowl_heir 2017-05-14 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So we don't know he's a psychopath with an ego? Seriously you could do better. [ Dick has no problem saying that one. He believes she'd be more fun to track down on her own. Bruce can bitch later about him giving her the suggestion.]

I think I'd remember meeting you actually. [ The smile is genuine, though there's a hint of recognition in his eyes. he's not THAT great an actor after all. ] Dick Grayson.
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[personal profile] cowl_heir 2017-05-14 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He shook his head a moment. ] Oh come on things aren't that bad. [ and he's squashing that little voice in the back of his head that lives for tights that currently is agreeing with her, just not her ways of dealing with it.]

Yeah, at times it sucks. [ And he's really shocked that the name didn't ring bells. though it is a little comforting! ]
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[personal profile] laststraw 2017-05-14 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And are you going to take that sitting down?
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[personal profile] laststraw 2017-05-15 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Nonsense. I'm a more passive sort. People like you are the movers and shakers.
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[personal profile] laststraw 2017-05-15 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[oh, is that how it is? That's a good way to get under his skin.]

And you of all people know those tricks don't work on people who've trained in it. Or the real crazies.

It's a matter of brains versus brawn. Ego versus Id. I can bide my time for a pragmatic solution. You all have your explosions or whatever it is you do.

[Not that he doesn't too...]
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[personal profile] laststraw 2017-05-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't exist at all, actually.

[His best "bitch please" is cleaning his glasses.]

No wonder you were dismissed with an attitude like that, lumping us all in together.
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As if he doesn't deserve it

[personal profile] laststraw 2017-05-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
And what about you, couldn't fix your own problems so you decided to be an authority on everyone else's?

[Nah he was just rly scared of crows ok]

They couldn't handle my radical ideas. But it turned out for the better. It says something about an establishment when the employees are becoming the patients.
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People who deserve bullying: probably any supervillain but especially a nerd

[personal profile] laststraw 2017-05-15 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it isn't so bad, like this. No "Mr J", but no psychoanalysis and foiled plans either.
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no, Cillian Murphy could maybe, but even then, a loser is a loser

[personal profile] laststraw 2017-05-15 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Strictly on to the isolation, eh? You know, there's perks for good behaviour.

[Sometimes he gets nice books and it's not so bad to be locked up for a little while, you know?]

Besides making for an easier escape.