crazy_terrarist: I get drunk on jealousy. (Vexed)
Tara Markov ([personal profile] crazy_terrarist) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2017-04-04 04:51 pm

"Teen Titans: The Judas Contract" SPOILERS!

So you enjoyed it, I take it? That sure is nice, 'cause I didn't.

I mean, just...just look at all the details they got wrong! I'm not some angry little skank with a fucking pixie cut! I love my life, I enjoy myself! Yeah, my life's unstable but that don't mean I don't got it under control! Things are perfectly fine here in Tara Markovia, no thank you very much!

[Mun gives Tara a skeptical look, clearly sensing the denial and self delusions.]

Don't give me that look, playah! You KNOW I'm right! An-and where was the smokin', the drinkin', the partyin'!? These DC Animation assclowns made me look downright tame! And I will NEVER be tamed!

[Then what do you call what I do with you in my headspace?]

Shuddap.

And Slade would never do that to me. He cares about me. Maybe he doesn't, like, love me as a person but the feeling's mutual towards him there. We've given each other too much for him to just casually throw me away an' out of his life like that. We complete each other! Oooh I just wanna find him and hit the sack with him right now!

[Has tried to explain the unhealthiness of her infatuation with that man before. It's not worked.]

At least we can both agree that Christina Ricci did me justice. Yeah I know you still like Ashley Johnson the best, but hey, it's all a matter of taste. Anyway, so long as you got me stuck with you in your headspace, you ought to let me do whatever you think will make me a stronger me. You take care, Munny!
green_genes: (Action time!)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-04 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw come on it could always be worse!

They could have turned you red!
green_genes: (huh what?)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-04 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Naw, I mean yeah you were kinda hot headed but we liked that about you.

My memory is a little hazy but basically you and I got dumped in some underground hunger games from hell. They experimented on me, turned me red, you looked out for me and we escaped together. Then things get fuzzy again. No idea where you are these days.
green_genes: (Default)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-05 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, you're the sweetest you know that?

[Must resist, urge to feel emotionally devastated]

Try not to worry about it. This multiverse stuff is enough to drive ya crazy...or more crazy.
green_genes: (Wha!?)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-05 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Try watching Teen Titans Go for a few hours. That usually does the trick.
green_genes: (omnomnom)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-05 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's an acquired taste. Then again so are you.

[He winks playfully and wiggles his ears.]

green_genes: (cute concerned)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-05 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That does seem to be the theme with us.

Kinda sucks though right? Because doesn't it usually end bad for you too? I mean the other versions of you.
green_genes: (stretch!)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-05 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean...you are a little less animated and a little more sassy then the others I've met so far.

But variety is the spice of life right? you are who you are because you want to be that way. And if you're someone that you don't like you're not going to enjoy yourself right?
green_genes: (cute concerned)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-06 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I had a feeling that might be the case. Never really met someone from that neck of the woods though. Neat!

[He wilts a little looking unimpressed.]

So...basically your a bully. And you're proud of it?
green_genes: (omnomnom)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-06 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno...even if you're honest about it. Using people and hurting people who don't want to be used sounds like a bully to me.

Do you always pick people weaker then you or do you try to take advantage of people stronger and smarter then you? Because then you wouldn't be a bully so much.
green_genes: (cute concerned)

[personal profile] green_genes 2017-04-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? Have you met Raven yet?

And I'm one of the laziest goof off "Do gooders" around.

I'm just saying people who pick on others, use them selfishly and hurt people who refuse to give them what they want? What does that sound like to you?

Seriously it's like you've never seen a Disney movie.
arach_nerd: (Oy)

From an AU where he was a founding member of the Teen Titans.

[personal profile] arach_nerd 2017-04-04 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, my suggestion to your mun would be making you see a psychologist.
coneyislandcrazy: (Harleen Buisness)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2017-04-04 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone call for a Psychologist?
arach_nerd: (WTF)

[personal profile] arach_nerd 2017-04-04 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you even still licensed to practice?
coneyislandcrazy: (Default)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2017-04-05 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently so! I still hold down a part time gig at a hospital and another in a nursing home! It's canon!
coneyislandcrazy: (Cute goggle girl)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2017-04-05 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I am the most fun!

Harleen Quinzel, but most people call me Harley! And in my professional opinion? You're having an identity crisis.
coneyislandcrazy: (is that it?)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2017-04-05 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well at least you're aware of that. That's an excellent start!

Speaking as someone who has lived that life to great success and pain at times, what's so appealing about screwin' people over?
coneyislandcrazy: (shrug)

[personal profile] coneyislandcrazy 2017-04-05 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well we all have our different reasons.

In my case, since I was little I was always kinda fascinated with the macabre and creepy! That's why I studied psychology. I kept working and working and winding myself up so tight that when I snapped I snapped really hard and started indulging myself in all the wild, wicked and awful things that the world didn't want me to do.

Did I take it too far? Absolutely. But hindsight is twenty twenty ya know? It took having the object of my obsession ruin my life for me to see that I needed a change of direction. I didn't want to give up being wild and free, but I didn't want to keep getting kicked around either.

arach_nerd: (What can I say?)

[personal profile] arach_nerd 2017-04-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's either that or locking you in a room with Brion and some kind of power dampener.
ledgerdomaingirl: (Joking)

[personal profile] ledgerdomaingirl 2017-04-05 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting! I guess you come between me and Azula on the crazy train!
ledgerdomaingirl: (Unsure)

[personal profile] ledgerdomaingirl 2017-04-05 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a witch and a recovering supervillain. What's not to get?
ledgerdomaingirl: (Trollface)

[personal profile] ledgerdomaingirl 2017-04-05 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Learning how to quit causing trouble illegally...and how to cause trouble within legal boundaries instead!
ledgerdomaingirl: (Happy)

[personal profile] ledgerdomaingirl 2017-04-05 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice! [Chuckles too.]
ledgerdomaingirl: (Pleased)

[personal profile] ledgerdomaingirl 2017-04-05 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Charmcaster flinches a little, but grins back all the same.]
ledgerdomaingirl: (Evil)

[personal profile] ledgerdomaingirl 2017-04-06 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, NEVER too well-adjusted, don't you worry about that!