invasive: (pic#4619514)
INVADER zim ([personal profile] invasive) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2017-04-04 03:27 pm

apparently getting a movie for real this time, wow

Ahem.

Hello, FILTHY EARTH WHELPS.

You are all probably thinking, NO! NOT HIM! THE POWERFUL AND ALMIGHTY ZIM!

WELL! You will all have the MISFORTUNE OF DEALING WITH ME AGAIN! AND THIS TIME-

...What? What do you mean you don't have anywhere to put me? THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS?
hideouslynew: ([irken] Tak and robot)

[personal profile] hideouslynew 2017-04-04 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What did you even do to deserve getting dredged back up from underneath whatever rock it is you've been hiding under?
hideouslynew: ([irken] fuck you!)

behold my solitary animated icon

[personal profile] hideouslynew 2017-04-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
All you deserve is a one-way trip into the sun!
hideouslynew: ([human] maniac grin // twitch)

it's like the one holdover from the early 00s.

[personal profile] hideouslynew 2017-04-04 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You-! That wasn't because of you!

[ Careful, she might try to start strangling him with her bare hands. ]

If that stupid human hadn't helped you, I'd be an Invader by now and you'd be nothing more than a footnote!
hideouslynew: ([irken] yell)

[personal profile] hideouslynew 2017-04-04 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a frustrated, high-pitched scream that rips out of her throat. She hates him. She hates him so much. flames, flames on the side of her face If it were possible for her hate to be converted into any sort of physical form, he would be dead, struck down by the sheer force of it. ]

The one with the huge head! Dib!

[ She tugs on her antennae. All that teeth grinding can't be healthy. ]

Why did I think speaking to you again would be a good idea? You're just as stupid and oblivious as you've always been!
Edited 2017-04-04 20:36 (UTC)
normalearthlarva: (bwahahahahahahahaha)

[personal profile] normalearthlarva 2017-04-04 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
To show off our vast SUPERIORITY, of course! Little did those FOOLS expect that we would be making such a MAGNIFICENT comeback! [...Except you just told them.] SILENCE!!
normalearthlarva: (screaming)

[personal profile] normalearthlarva 2017-04-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it's BRILLIANT!!

[Then something hits him.] ...WAIT!!! How will we explain this to the Tallest?! Surely they will be wondering why it's taken so long to complete the mission!
normalearthlarva: (not my robot bee!)

I need more screaming icons, tbh

[personal profile] normalearthlarva 2017-04-05 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
INGENIOUS! I was going to say that I was spending all of that time converting Earth into an enormous snack bowl, but that's MUCH better! [Sure, he stole that idea from his future self (hey, he would have come up with it on his own eventually!), but there's no way the Tallest would believe that it would take him that long to do that!]
normalearthlarva: (bwahahahahahahahaha)

[personal profile] normalearthlarva 2017-04-07 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
They'll be so impressed! MAYBE they'll let one of us pilot the MASSIVE! [Well, there was that one time, but seeing as Dib was steering part of the time and they crashed it through a planet or seven, he's not going to count it.]
normalearthlarva: (smug)

[personal profile] normalearthlarva 2017-04-07 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
How amusing! However, I am the most obvious choice - I piloted a whole planet before! Piloting the Massive will be smeet's play by comparison! [Of course, he doesn't realize the stupidity of trying to brag about his experiences to himself.]
Edited 2017-04-07 22:51 (UTC)
shutupdib: (Is it worth you interrupting this level?)

[personal profile] shutupdib 2017-04-04 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! I'm trying to fight a boss. Go scream at Dib or your stupid robot or something.
shutupdib: (Squintyglare (tm))

[personal profile] shutupdib 2017-04-04 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Go find them then, duh. I think I saw them over that cliff over there.
spaceroach: (YAY FOOD)

This post needs more SCREAM

[personal profile] spaceroach 2017-04-05 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
IT DOESN'T MATTER! Just inflict yourself on this open space, it's free!
spaceroach: (what the hell am i doing)

this post is now an approximation of hell

[personal profile] spaceroach 2017-04-06 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
It'd only take a quarter of me to conquer this filthy patch of cyberspace.

They stand NO CHANCE!
Edited 2017-04-06 01:45 (UTC)
l_e_terally: (Please stop)

[personal profile] l_e_terally 2017-04-06 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
...Literally who are you?
l_e_terally: (Default)

[personal profile] l_e_terally 2017-04-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
No, I mean who are- [sigh]

Nevermind, I can already tell this isn't go to get me anywhere.

Why did they make me talk to you? You look more up Lincoln's ally with that dorky costume of yours.
literalidiotball: (Ah... One problem)

It's GIR, but less goofy.

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-04-07 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, one: You don't have to shout. Really, mate, I could probably hear you from the moon or something.

[Says the spherical robot with one eye.]

Two, mind if I make a suggestion for a game? You're gonna love this.
literalidiotball: (Well.... I'll get back to you)

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-04-08 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well! There's a new insult. At least the radioactive ant thing isn't calling him a moron.]

Uh... I'm a robot. Not a fruit. You can't exactly eat me or anything. You'd probably break your teeth or something if you tried to bite into me.

But anyway... Here's the game: You're minding your own buisness, doing whatever it is you're doing when you're not having a film made about you, when suddenly... BAM! You're in Wonderland. Like, Alice in Wonderland Wonderland. It's got gardens... And a forest... There's a beach there... And everyone lives in this huge mansion, that has things like a library, and cafes, and personalized bedrooms with closets that give you almost anything you want!

Oh! And if being stuck in Wonderland doesn't suit you, don't worry. Every so often, Wonderland has an event taken straight from the past experiences of one of the residents. So, there's a chance everyone gets to see what your home looks like! Sort of. Among other things.

[He forgot to mention the absurdly slow mem-loss and the evil doppelgangers that live on the other side of the mirrors.]

So, yeah. Sounds fascinating, doesn't it?