avidita: (sassybird) (Just because I tried to backhand)
Esper Mammon ([personal profile] avidita) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2016-07-02 08:19 am

The greedbaby's birthday

Mun, I don't think I'm asking for much here. It's only access to your bank account. I am your favorite, so don't you think you owe me that much?

...Hmph, well, it was worth a try.

Regardless, I expect to be treated well today. I know you're a sadist, despite the protests you make, so none of that. And.... get Reborn.

You know why.

Now excuse me, I have something important to do.

["Something important" means putting a very tiny party hat on Fantasma. Listen, don't judge their life.]
woomy: icon of a happy Agent 3 (Inkin' awesome!)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-02 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday, Mammon! Let's party!
woomy: icon of a smiling Agent 3 (I just can't kelp myself)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-04 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Search your feeling. You know it to be true. ]

We get lots of food and music and presents and party with all our friends.

[ Standard party things, really. ]
woomy: icon of a confused Agent 3 (Are you squidding me?)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-07 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... usually the people who is getting the party doesn't pay for it. Unless you're planning it, but you're not.
woomy: icon of a side glancing Agent 3 (Don't be shellfish)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
If only we could still go to my laser tag place. I'd be able to throw a big party.
woomy: icon of a confused Agent 3 (Are you squidding me?)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-10 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
But then I couldn't get it on the cheap. They'd be more expensive, and I don't have that kind of cash on me.

[ Like mother-father, like daughter? ]
woomy: icon of a smiling Agent 3 (Just keeping swimming)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-12 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Survival is the name of the game, and the rescuers are broke. ]

What's two more kids in a laser tag party?
woomy: icon of a smiling Agent 3 (I just can't kelp myself)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-15 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I can handle lots of humor. Count me in!
woomy: icon of a smiling Agent 3 (Just keeping swimming)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-16 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I live in a society where we fish for puns every chance we get. You go with the flow after a while.
woomy: icon of a confused Agent 3 (Are you squidding me?)

[personal profile] woomy 2016-07-20 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Must be if it keeps happening.