Apr. 2nd, 2017

idealisme: (Les guerriers d'une armée qui s'avance)
[personal profile] idealisme
Complete and utter royalist propaganda. Terrible propaganda at that. [Take a seat, he's feeling impassioned by this-] I have three main complaints.

First, the overstated metaphor of the entire narrative: the land where a prince does not rule his people is cold and barren- winter in the middle of summer. The people without their 'rightful' ruler are little, small-minded, scared by the mere mention of magic and other superstitious nonsense. Yet once their lord returns the sun shines and the people are overjoyed.

Second, the lesson this arrogant prince is completely incidental to his true crime. His treatment of the servants cursed alongside him, and, we can safely assume, the people under his rule. His love for the young woman shows no sign of redeeming this fault as he returns to his opulent lifestyle once his humanity is restored to him.

Which brings me to my final, and greatest, complaint: they set the young woman up as a progressive and educated ideal for the masses, only to have her fall in love with the prince- the very symbol of their oppression! We, it must be inferred, are likewise to see the monarch as an at-times boorish but kind-at-heart and benevolent force in our lives.

Bah. How any reasonable, well-informed person can be entertained by such insipid pandering to the crown is beyond me. It is intolerable.
chosenbyred: (C) signalize (I need advice spacedad)
[personal profile] chosenbyred
Look, I appreciate the . . . consideration, I guess? But I really can't focus on anything else right now. I have something I have to do--we all do. [well THAT was an afterthought] And until that's done, I can't deal with you and your half-baked plans. Okay?

So unless we're looking for Shiro, I'm not interested.

[what the hell, you don't wanna talk before season 2, you don't wanna talk after season 2... what do you want from me?!]
white_phoenix: luck (a l i c a n t o)
[personal profile] white_phoenix
I haven't changed my mind. If you send me to one of these games, you know what will happen. [War, conquest - the usual.] My time with you hasn't changed my nature. No matter how hard you try or wish it was otherwise.
cameupshort: (are they gone)
[personal profile] cameupshort
You want to send me to a game where- ...no. No. No no no, no, hell no.

Not even the First Order ever- what's WRONG with you people?

fgo go

Apr. 2nd, 2017 02:23 pm
ars_nova: (pic#10864188)
[personal profile] ars_nova
Can I say it now?

[He laughs cheerfully. He's content that he had another chance to happily wave goodbye before that ended.]

I can't make any excuses for my player's schedule, so I apologize for being a day late. Happy April Fool's Day to all the Chaldea Masters!

[He knows you'll succeed in your future journeys.]
snarkmaiden: (➳ Just trust me on this)
[personal profile] snarkmaiden
Let me make myself clear right now, Mun.

I have a hundred better things to do than let you do absolutely nothing with me. Oh sure you THINK you have plans for me but I know just what's gonna happen. I'll sit here up in your headspace along with all those other muses you decided to pick up at some point and you'll forget all about me within a week or so when you realise no one actually wants to interact with you or the character you decided to pick up on a whim.

I have enough on my plate taking care of Raps' and even more so that flake of a untrustworthy idiot boyfriend of hers (No offence, Rapunzel.) to be doing whatever it is you may think you want to do with me.

...And no I'm not gonna volunteer to keep an eye on that super active muse of yours. I don't get paid enough to deal with the kind of trouble she gets herself into. However if you want to throw me at some of her friends I may be able to deal with that.

Yes, even the giant. He doesn't seem that bad.
egophile: (Daring approved)
[personal profile] egophile
Ah yes, what a fine day it is today.

The sun is out, the birds are chirping. And what's this?

Exactly [ insert age here] years ago, the handsome, wonderful and oh so talented me was born~! Oh what a glorious day it is indeed.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have many damsels to charm and gifts to graciously receive.
sellsthneeds: (honestly)
[personal profile] sellsthneeds
Now, we both know it is for the best.

You can focus on kiddo, who is having a grand-old-time there, and I can focus on biggering my product.

This is a win-win situation.

Sure, some people are going to miss me, who wouldn't? But, between you and me and the sea of faceless muns who will read this---that place was starting to a number on my self-esteem.

I know, right?! Me!

...fine...memes. We can do memes. Those shouldn't interfere with Thneed production.
neverasked4this: actor DJ Cotrona (You serious?)
[personal profile] neverasked4this
 Look, Ms. ...Mun, right? Just Mun? Fine.

Look, Mun, I'm flattered. Really. And don't get me wrong, I don't want to be stuck in your headspace with nothing to do . . . but you and I both know that a full game's just not possible for you right now. I respect that.

Pee-ess-ell? What's- ...what do you mean, it's like a sandbox? Not the kind in children's playgrounds, got it. Because you know I'm a little old for that, right?

Well...okay. I guess we could try it. But you know if the queen has another case for me, that takes priority, got it?

[Though frankly, he's hoping she doesn't call on him again for a while. Like...a long while. Maybe never. This last case really did a number on him, after all.]

((Warnings in advance for possible spoilers up through #15 The Black Veil. I've gone with a male version for the Master Detective and use Darnell Barrett for his name. PB is D.J. Controna.))
sixthmage: (✧A tad stressed)
[personal profile] sixthmage
Of course I'm not ready..!

[Mister Blue & Fancy here can only sigh in distress.]

You haven't even finished writing out my "charming"-- [He's totally doing airquotes to that.]-- personality as of yet! You haven't even started, have you?

Oh, this is going to be a fine disaster. Just lovely, really. A roaring inferno of a mess...

[The utterly exhausted mage looks as if a few years of his life just got chipped away. He's really not ready for all this nonsense but his mun is stupidly eager.]

Can you not be swayed by reason? Let's focus on the important parts first before you just send me out there to the great beyond.


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