Jan. 2nd, 2017

[personal profile] ratsratsrats
Mistress -If you will allow me to call you that- Why must you torment me so?

[Renfield, you realize this means not being stuck in an asylum, right?]

But I also won't be able to reach the master! All my hard work, all my faith and devotion... [He nearly chokes back a sob.] WORTHLESS! ALL FOR NAUGHT!

[Calm down, Renfield. Wonderland ain't the worst setting you could be put in-]

YOU HAVE DOOMED ME, MISTRESS! You hear me? DOOMED!
uglydisplays: (and oh my tongue is a weapon)
[personal profile] uglydisplays
A new year. Poetic, isn't it? A time to start afresh. One for infinite possibilities.

And a comeback. Yes, that sounds about right. Oh, come on. Don't look at me like that. This is exciting, for both of us. Now smile.
trouser_chimp: (I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRLD!)
[personal profile] trouser_chimp
I'M SO SORRYYYY!

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT MY YEAR WOULD BRING NOTHING BUT PAIN AND MISFORTUNE!


Here I was, living with intolerable ignorance, oblivious that any year associated with me would bring grief and confusion. I should have worked hard to ensure my year would be filled with any kind of joy, but instead, my empty head never realized the weight of my actions and lack thereof. In the decades to come, my presence will mark that year as the worst of the 2010s... perhaps the worst the world has ever seen!

I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE WHO SUFFERED IN 2016! I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE WHO WILL SUFFER IN 2028! I APOLOGIZE TO YOU, WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRLLLLLD!
lookpasttheuniform: (distant look)
[personal profile] lookpasttheuniform
Why me?

You already have the droid and the mystic, why not bother one of the others, why does it have to be me?
emptynight: (♩ He's a good time cowboy casanova)
[personal profile] emptynight
Really, Sweetheart? 

You're looking to do this again? I'm not saying you're rusty, darling, but you're rusty as hell, and it's not like one read through of one little adventure's exactly going to get you neck deep back in it. Not with all that bullshit Harry's pulled in the last few years.

... What do you mean you don't care? Remember, he's the hero of this little sideshow attraction. I'm just backup.

Oh no. No no no no no no no  you're not making this about me. Oh hell no you're not turning this into the Thomas Raith: Venator show. 

Empty night, I really hope you know what the fucking hell you think you're doing.
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[personal profile] irredeemably
Don't make me laugh. After regaining everything I lost, relocation is out of the question.

No. Forget laughing. The very idea is cringe inducing at best. I don't have the time or the energy to "play nice and make friends." Unsurprisingly, those two things aren't exactly in my skill set.

And no, the sudden influx of future born rebel scum is of absolutely no encouragement. Although I am more than happy to relish in the thought of their inevitable failures and downfalls.
boomchucka: (Now hold on a sec!)
[personal profile] boomchucka
Hey mun! We need to have a chat. It's about that new game in the series.

First of all, it's not very nice of you to go blowing things up without me. That was my job first and those guys better not forget it either! Gimme a rocket launcher and I'll blow everything up before they can even get to it.

Second of all, you can ask that Gladio guy why he's rocking a mullet. That's not my job and he'd probably try to glare at me while looming overtop of me and we both know that isn't going to work. It's none of my business why some people have poor taste in haircuts.

Also, I want those bombs. They look like fun. I mean, they'd be used for purely scientific reasons but I want one or two or five thousand.

And yeah. We can talk about game stuff later.
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[personal profile] sors
This, I did not expect.

I'll refrain from making assumptions without proper information, though.

You might proceed as you please.
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[personal profile] illtakecareofit
Yeah, I know it's a new year. Just... Can you maybe stay away from those "PSL" things this year? One Anne Cunningham is enough. She still thinks I—

Look, maybe consider a game or... Just some place where I don't have to relive my past. It's just a thought is all. I don't think that's asking a whole lot.
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[personal profile] ricked
You can start by putting some effort into this and making some changes. If you're not gonna take this seriously, you and me aren't gonna see eye to eye. It's that simple.

[ a beat. ]

...Yeah. It's good to have him back. Knowing them like I think I do? I'm sure those two are fine too.

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