andhiswife: (neutral)
The Baker's Wife ([personal profile] andhiswife) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2014-12-28 05:52 pm

This is ridiculous. What am I doing here?

All right, I suppose it is flattering that you had so many… feelings… about me, but that doesn't change the fact that you are more than busy enough with what you already have. Which includes a baker, and a child, and--no, that doesn't mean I'll 'fit right in,' don't be absurd.

Besides, you know my 'application' would be a nightmare. You don't even know my name. I suppose you think you can just make one up. No, thank you.

Run along and play with your other toys. Go on. Shoo.
johnny_truant: (seductive)

sidles up like the trashbaby he is

[personal profile] johnny_truant 2014-12-29 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey there. Come here often?
bluesuit_hoofy: (interested | chatting)

[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2014-12-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
It could be worse.
bluesuit_hoofy: (thinking | hmm)

[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2014-12-29 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well...at the moment, yes. [He hardly even looks ashamed of it.] That's what I mean, though -- it could be worse. I was once a woman like you -- hang on, no, that's not right. I was once a man like you, but then a power-crazed alicorn dragged me into an alternate universe and turned me into a horse. Pony. We're ponies; the locals get very offended otherwise.
bluesuit_hoofy: (interested | chatting)

[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2014-12-30 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
She. And not exactly, more like she revealed that she intends to absorb the entire world and all of us in it into herself in her bid to literally be all and end all. Apparently it's not even the first time.

Did your witch tell you how to break the curse?

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neverwishformore: (i'm a dick whoops)

[personal profile] neverwishformore 2014-12-29 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! And here I had heard terrible news of your demise.

[He's pleased it's not so. Haha.]

My lady, I hardly consider you or any of us toys, I would hope they would not either.
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[personal profile] neverwishformore 2014-12-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He won't speak another peep! Here he thinks it was overly exaggerated by his mun.]

Very certain. We have our own thoughts, feelings, desires. Toys do not have such things.

[See? Totally makes sense.]
neverwishformore: (i'm a dick whoops)

[personal profile] neverwishformore 2014-12-31 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Honestly he finds the 'scolding' quite amusing, but she's got a point.]

While we may be treated like like toys, that does not make us so.

[He smiles a little.]

My lady.

[Shh, it's okay.]
singthesong: (Tree)

[personal profile] singthesong 2014-12-29 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised! They can work with anything, given half a chance. You may want to just start thinking about names you'd like.

[This is absolutely the wrong Sondheim narrator, but it doesn't look as if the other fellow's going to show up.

i wonder why]
singthesong: (Tracks)

[personal profile] singthesong 2014-12-30 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly? It was more self-deprecating than anything.]

That happens every time someone new portrays you. [Dude, watch the fourth wall.] I sympathize, but it's in the nature of the thing.

Look, just by being here having this conversation, you're making it a lot more likely this is going to happen. Have you considered not speaking to them at all?
singthesong: (Horizon)

[personal profile] singthesong 2014-12-31 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He leans over to look, then gives a low whistle.] That's a lot of 'em. They do like you.

But hey, look on the bright side! It'll be more fun than just sitting around and doing nothing at all. Maybe you'll enjoy yourself!

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somethinginbetween: (pic#8651384)

[personal profile] somethinginbetween 2014-12-29 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
They might come up with a perfectly lovely name, though.
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[personal profile] somethinginbetween 2014-12-30 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's not mad, though a look of confusion crosses her face for a moment.]

...'bee-dubs'?

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erratic_hematic: (welp)

[personal profile] erratic_hematic 2015-01-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
We're already full up on bakers. No more room.
erratic_hematic: (oh yup)

[personal profile] erratic_hematic 2015-01-09 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Can you cook? How are you with blood pudding?